A new post to make the old post scroll further down the hopper; speaking of the hopper let me introduce Jeremy Vaeni
I feel really self conscious about the rambling and highly personal blog post I made last night so, this evening, I decided that I would invade the privacy of someone else by posting their own personal crap. If you check the time of this post you will see that it is 3am. Suffering from insomnia I was cruising Facebook and cyberstalking my favorite alien abductee, woops, pardon me, I mean experiencer of high strangeness.
Jeremy was tagged with one of those grade school quizzes that used to get passed around. As always, Jeremy's thoughtful commentary is as insightful as it is amusing.
Please enjoy...
Vaenology
***********FOODOLOGY***************
1. What is your salad dressing of choice?
Blue Cheese or Green Goddess. But what's a salad?
2. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Uno's. Really, anywhere with free refills.
3. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
I went a week on New England clam chowder...I'll bet I could go two.
4. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
White Pizza and Hawaiian
5. What do you like to put on your toast?
Butter. Anything else is a sin. I'm looking at you, orange marmalade.
***********TECHNOLOGY***************
1. How many televisions are in your house?
One.
2.the color of your cell phone?
Black, cracka.
3. How long would it take you to look up who invented the Rubber Band?
I don't need to. It was Gumby.
4. Have any idea how many Megahertz your computer has?
Yes.
***************BIOLOGY******************
1. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Mainly right; sometimes both.
2. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Wisdom teeth. Splinters. An eyeball. My immortal soul.
3. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Me.
4. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Yes, for a couple of seconds. Never dive into the shallow end of a swimming pool, folks. But you probably already knew that.
************BULLCRAPOLOGY**************
1. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
It doesn't matter.
2. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Namie Namerton.
3. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Of course. I've drank worse for less.
************DUMBOLOGY******************,
1. How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Zero.
2. Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
On the way home from the X-Conference this year. Although technically, I didn't have the run-in....
3. Last person you talked to?
Melissa.
4. Last person you hugged?
Liz or Mike.
**************FAVORITOLOGY****************
1. Season?
Christmas!
2. Holiday?
Christmas!
3. Day of the week?
Christmas!
4. Month?
Christmas!
***********CURRENTOLOGY*****************
1. Missing someone?
Unconsciously.
2. Mood?
Joyful. Like a little kid at... Christmas!
3. What are you listening to?
Some machine collant outside buzzing. A truck passing by. My keyboard typing.
4. Watching
These fabulous words. And later, "Supernatural," my latest TV-on-DVD addiction.
***************RANDOMOLOGY*****************
1. First place you went this morning?
The hopper.
2. What's the last movie you saw?
"Public Enemies."
3. Do you smile often?
Yes. Like a dope. And I sometimes don't know it until people on the street--you know, street people?--smile back.
4. Sleeping Alone Tonight?
Technically, yes. But if my window is open, anyone within snoring distance is screwed. They might as well come over.
***************OTHER-OLOGY*****************
1. Do you always answer your phone?
Not if it's you.
2. Its four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
Some asshole who doesn't know I don't have texing capabilities and so has just cost me 20 cents. It builds up, people. Believe me.
3. If you could change your eye color what would it be?
Emerald green.
4. Do you own a digital camera?
Just a video camera.
5. Have you ever had a pet fish?
Yes. Delicious.
6. Favorite Christmas song(s)?
The one with Rum-pa-pum-pum.
7. What's on your wish list for your birthday
That the Kogi and the Lakota gather privately with some key people at Harvard and then hold a monumental press conference (or public event that inspires one) that will change the world.
8. Can you do push ups?
An push-up.
9. Can you do a chin up?
No. I am built like bull but strong like calf.
10. Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
Time is a belief system.
11. Do you have any saved texts?
Probably the last one.
12. Ever been in a car wreck?
Not a huge wreck but some fender benders.
13. Do you have an accent?
Nope.
14. What is the last song to make you cry?
Throw a dart at a Michael Jackson tune.
15. Plans tonight?
Never.
16. Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Of course. The beauty is, you never do. it's a bottomless pit. Make peace with it and fly. (Somebody, quick! Sell that to Deepak!)
17. Name 3 things you bought yesterday.
Lunch, maybe? Or was that Saturday? I dunno. That would be it.
18. Have you ever been given roses?
Yep.
19. Current worry?
Ask Bill Birnes. No, don't! Stop bothering him! He's got work to do.
20. Current hate right now?
My own pettiness.
21. Met someone who changed your life?
Many, many people.
22. How will you bring in the New Year?
What? What month are we in?
23. What song represents you?
"Rubber Ducky."
24. Name three people who might complete this?
Britt, Regan, Travis.
25. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Yeah. And just sit there.
27. Do you have any tattoos/piercings?
Nope.
28. Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now?
I will find that irrelevant four months from now.
29. Does anyone love you?
I make Baby Jesus smile.
30. Ever had someone sing to you?
Yes!
31. When did you last cry?
Last night.
32. Do you like to cuddle?
Yes! Why? You wanna cuddle?
33. Have you held hands with anyone today?
Sort of. But then her mom called her back to the swings and I had to disappear myself before the sirens came.
34. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
Michael Jackson, Duran Duran, Van Halen, Stevie Wonder, Twisted Sister. Stay Hungry, y'all.
35. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
Newish.
36. Do you like pulpy orange juice?
Yes.
37. Do you believe angels walk among us?
I believe I was abducted by them. No, wait... that's George Noory.
1. What is your salad dressing of choice?
Blue Cheese or Green Goddess. But what's a salad?
2. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Uno's. Really, anywhere with free refills.
3. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
I went a week on New England clam chowder...I'll bet I could go two.
4. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
White Pizza and Hawaiian
5. What do you like to put on your toast?
Butter. Anything else is a sin. I'm looking at you, orange marmalade.
***********TECHNOLOGY*****
1. How many televisions are in your house?
One.
2.the color of your cell phone?
Black, cracka.
3. How long would it take you to look up who invented the Rubber Band?
I don't need to. It was Gumby.
4. Have any idea how many Megahertz your computer has?
Yes.
***************BIOLOGY****
1. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Mainly right; sometimes both.
2. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Wisdom teeth. Splinters. An eyeball. My immortal soul.
3. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Me.
4. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Yes, for a couple of seconds. Never dive into the shallow end of a swimming pool, folks. But you probably already knew that.
************BULLCRAPOLOGY*
1. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
It doesn't matter.
2. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Namie Namerton.
3. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Of course. I've drank worse for less.
************DUMBOLOGY*****
1. How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Zero.
2. Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
On the way home from the X-Conference this year. Although technically, I didn't have the run-in....
3. Last person you talked to?
Melissa.
4. Last person you hugged?
Liz or Mike.
**************FAVORITOLOGY
1. Season?
Christmas!
2. Holiday?
Christmas!
3. Day of the week?
Christmas!
4. Month?
Christmas!
***********CURRENTOLOGY***
1. Missing someone?
Unconsciously.
2. Mood?
Joyful. Like a little kid at... Christmas!
3. What are you listening to?
Some machine collant outside buzzing. A truck passing by. My keyboard typing.
4. Watching
These fabulous words. And later, "Supernatural," my latest TV-on-DVD addiction.
***************RANDOMOLOGY
1. First place you went this morning?
The hopper.
2. What's the last movie you saw?
"Public Enemies."
3. Do you smile often?
Yes. Like a dope. And I sometimes don't know it until people on the street--you know, street people?--smile back.
4. Sleeping Alone Tonight?
Technically, yes. But if my window is open, anyone within snoring distance is screwed. They might as well come over.
***************OTHER-OLOGY
1. Do you always answer your phone?
Not if it's you.
2. Its four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
Some asshole who doesn't know I don't have texing capabilities and so has just cost me 20 cents. It builds up, people. Believe me.
3. If you could change your eye color what would it be?
Emerald green.
4. Do you own a digital camera?
Just a video camera.
5. Have you ever had a pet fish?
Yes. Delicious.
6. Favorite Christmas song(s)?
The one with Rum-pa-pum-pum.
7. What's on your wish list for your birthday
That the Kogi and the Lakota gather privately with some key people at Harvard and then hold a monumental press conference (or public event that inspires one) that will change the world.
8. Can you do push ups?
An push-up.
9. Can you do a chin up?
No. I am built like bull but strong like calf.
10. Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
Time is a belief system.
11. Do you have any saved texts?
Probably the last one.
12. Ever been in a car wreck?
Not a huge wreck but some fender benders.
13. Do you have an accent?
Nope.
14. What is the last song to make you cry?
Throw a dart at a Michael Jackson tune.
15. Plans tonight?
Never.
16. Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Of course. The beauty is, you never do. it's a bottomless pit. Make peace with it and fly. (Somebody, quick! Sell that to Deepak!)
17. Name 3 things you bought yesterday.
Lunch, maybe? Or was that Saturday? I dunno. That would be it.
18. Have you ever been given roses?
Yep.
19. Current worry?
Ask Bill Birnes. No, don't! Stop bothering him! He's got work to do.
20. Current hate right now?
My own pettiness.
21. Met someone who changed your life?
Many, many people.
22. How will you bring in the New Year?
What? What month are we in?
23. What song represents you?
"Rubber Ducky."
24. Name three people who might complete this?
Britt, Regan, Travis.
25. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Yeah. And just sit there.
27. Do you have any tattoos/piercings?
Nope.
28. Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now?
I will find that irrelevant four months from now.
29. Does anyone love you?
I make Baby Jesus smile.
30. Ever had someone sing to you?
Yes!
31. When did you last cry?
Last night.
32. Do you like to cuddle?
Yes! Why? You wanna cuddle?
33. Have you held hands with anyone today?
Sort of. But then her mom called her back to the swings and I had to disappear myself before the sirens came.
34. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
Michael Jackson, Duran Duran, Van Halen, Stevie Wonder, Twisted Sister. Stay Hungry, y'all.
35. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
Newish.
36. Do you like pulpy orange juice?
Yes.
37. Do you believe angels walk among us?
I believe I was abducted by them. No, wait... that's George Noory.
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